Tea Quotes

November 29th, 2008

Here’s just a selection of tea quotes I’ve found on my travels – there will be more to come soon:

A nice factual quote to start off with from Ralph

There is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims

An Englishmans tea

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. ~Alice Walker

From the late, great Japanese author on tea

Tea…is a religion of the art of life. ~ Okakura Kakuzō

Told you tea and sugar were meant to be

A man without a mustasche is like a cup of tea without sugar. – English Proverb

Similar to apples – but much better…

Drinking a daily cup of tea will surely starve the apothecary. – Chinese Proverb

For the Star Trek fans

“Computer:
Tea,
Earl Gray,
Hot.” – Jean Luc Picard in Star Trek TNG (played by Patrick Stewart)

Gladstone PM knew his stuff

“If you are cold, tea will warm you;
If you are too heated, it will cool you;
If you are depressed, it will cheer you;
If you are excited, it will calm you.” – Gladstone (UK Primeminister 1865)

Tea solves everything

“If he thought to himself, such a machine is a virtual impossibility, then it must logically be a finite improbability. So all I have to do in order to make one is to work out exactly how improbable it is, feed that into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea…and turn it on!” – Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

And a proud thing it is too.

“You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country’s one indisputable contribution to Western civilisation – afternoon tea”. – Hugo Drax (James Bond: Moonraker)

Immortality? Pah!

“I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea.” – Lu T’ung

I want more tea

“There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.” – Henry James (The Portrait of a Lady)

Wise words indeed

“Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn’t try it on.” – Billy Connolly

Here here!!

“Make tea not war” – Monty Python

Never a truer word spoken

Tea es todo y tea es la vida! [Tea is everything and tea is life!] – Unknown

The Japanese knew their tea

“If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty.” – Japanese Proverb

Don’t forget to check back soon when I’ll be adding some more.

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