The War of the Words
Today was a day of arguments and bitter vitriol from coffee-lovers.
Now I’ll admit coffee has its place. Often good with chocolate to produce a fine mocha but it simply does not measure up to the taste, refreshment and socio-political impact that tea does. This argument took place on a message board and started off innocently enough as a discussion about ‘Life Passions’. I of course stated that one of my passions was tea. This was met with wholly unfounded statements such as “tea is crap”, “tea makes me sick” and “how on earth can you be passionate about a drink?”.
I gave a robust defence, however it was quite clear I was surrounded by lunatics and criminals and they deserved none of my time or effort. The battle was clearly won due to the lack of clear opposition and by the superiority of tea.
