The Coffee Beckons
As you can probably tell I’m a tea person. This shows a level of higher evolution, intelligence and social standing compared to coffee people………however I have begun to have some worrying feelings. Positive feelings towards coffee. Now obviously I’ve always had a taste for mochas but thats for the chocolate. To accuse me of being a coffee person just because I drank mocha would be like accusing a car driver of being a ’speed-o-meter person’. Clearly the fact a mocha has coffee in it is quite inconsequential. It adds function to the taste much like the speed-o-meter of the car but it doesn’t add any of the vital essence that tea intrinsically has.
Anyway, back to my problem. Today I’ve been having some worrying cravings. Cravings for coffee. I have an old jar of Asda Smartprice coffee which hasn’t been touched in over 2 years and I started to want a drink of it. It felt like a pervert craving a filthy, dark encounter down an alleyway. Not only is it coffee but its BAD coffee too. I’ve decided I must take good care to not get swayed by coffee and its like. PErhaps cutting down on the mochas as the small coffee content in these could be affecting my behaviour in a dangerous fashion.
I’ll keep you posted……
